This Week in Getting Unnecessarily Competitive: Rules for Non-Company Sanctioned Office Fantasy Foot

Fantasy Football 2016

LEAGUE RULES AND REGULATIONS

Purpose: The purpose of this document is to outline the rules and regulations of the non-company sanctioned 2016 company fantasy football league. Specifically, this document aims to garner alignment and buy-in as it relates to the prizes and losses and the rules associated with each.

League Champ: League results will come down to best regular season record and playoffs per rules setup by the commissioner (available for reading online).

League Loser: (last place): League Loser will come down to worst regular season record as defined by league rules EXCEPT in the event of a tie breaker, in which case TOTAL REGULAR SEASON POINTS will determine winner. In the event of a tie there as well, it comes down to a best of seven world series of rock paper scissors.

World Series of Rock, Paper, Scissors Rules

1. Best of 7.

2. Shake hands before every toss, even on a draw.

3. Go on rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT; NOT rock, paper, scissors.

Total Pot = $520 ($40 per person)

1st Place Prize $500

2nd Place Prize $20

Last Place Prize = 1 week of wearing a _(see below)_ lapel pin.*

*Note: In recognition of the ultra-beige, ultra-conservative environment we work in, and the fact that we all enjoy career advancement and fancy ourselves ladder-climbers, we will allow removal of the pin for key meetings with leadership, vendors, interviews, etc. However, this is with the caveat that anytime you are caught by the league champ without the pin on, it adds another day to the total. i.e. you can attend that exec steering committee meeting and remove the pin but if one of us is in there with you, or sees you coming or going without the pin, we reserve the right to serve you an additional full day of punishment.

Potential Pin Ideas:

By signing the below, I agree to all terms above, including the commitment to wear the _____ lapel pin according to outlined rules.

Print name: _________________________________

Sign: _______________________________________

Drop of Blood: _______________________________

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